sOMEONE HELP ME GET IN SHAPE SO I CAN POLE DANCE

I finally quit my job because they wouldn’t accommodate my school schedule since no one else could work nights. Well I was done with them abusing my leniency, so guess what, now they really ain’t got no one for nights and they lost one of their happiest-looking workers.

I wish I could be a stripper.

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

pentaghastly:

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

rnorrigans:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#wow bioware ain’t fucking around here
This is fucking beautiful. You can literally role play an asexual character and still have a romance where you don’t sleep with them until your character feels like it’s a good time as opposed to “We’re together? Time for the tent!” 

???? That’s not asexual? Asexuality doesn’t mean “sleep with someone when it feels like a good time”. I feel like with this comment being reblogged everywhere the point of the post is being missed.
The relationships don’t HAVE to have a sexual component. It’s not just that you get to choose when, it’s that you get to choose in general.
Asexuality is finally being represented. getting to choose when it happens is cool, but that’s not asexuality, and that’s not the important part. The important part is the IF.




I mean, asexuals can have sexual relationships, but they don’t crave that sort of thing—for example, I for one still get sexual urges, but no desires to act upon them with a partner. (There’s a spectrum of aces, just as with any other sexuality.) I’d understand more if the comment called it demisexuality, but even then, what they described is simply waiting before making the relationship sexual, which you can do with any relationship.

pentaghastly:

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

rnorrigans:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is fucking beautiful. You can literally role play an asexual character and still have a romance where you don’t sleep with them until your character feels like it’s a good time as opposed to “We’re together? Time for the tent!” 

???? That’s not asexual? Asexuality doesn’t mean “sleep with someone when it feels like a good time”. I feel like with this comment being reblogged everywhere the point of the post is being missed.

The relationships don’t HAVE to have a sexual component. It’s not just that you get to choose when, it’s that you get to choose in general.

Asexuality is finally being represented. getting to choose when it happens is cool, but that’s not asexuality, and that’s not the important part. The important part is the IF.

I mean, asexuals can have sexual relationships, but they don’t crave that sort of thing—for example, I for one still get sexual urges, but no desires to act upon them with a partner. (There’s a spectrum of aces, just as with any other sexuality.) I’d understand more if the comment called it demisexuality, but even then, what they described is simply waiting before making the relationship sexual, which you can do with any relationship.

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Everybody Wants To Rule The World 

thebluelip-blondie:

transnormativity:

LITERALLY how can this petition possibly still be struggling to break 70k signatures?? are you against more measures to keep cops from killing black people in the streets? in their own homes? please signal boost this petition to all your social media sites.

I will reblog this every hour on the hour

I’m just constantly tired.

Sometimes there are just people that make me wish I was interested in dating and non-platonic relationships.

geek-studio:

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americachavez:

my legacy

When will D.Gray-Man return from the war?

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

sARA PICHELLI HAS A TUMBLR I’M GOING TO CRY